Have you noticed that as soon as summer dawns on good old England the parks, public toilets and school corridors are suddenly filled with ass caressin couples? well i have and i am thoroughly annoyed at this behaviour!
Not only do u have to move aside when walkin becos it would be just dreadful if they became unattached for one mili second, but if you dare look at anything but your shoes for a moment u realise you are face to face with a snogging pair of teens, which then leads to accusement of being a perve!
Well i would like to suggest a few improvements for those who are less fortunate and only have themselves and a huge galaxy bar to keep warm at night. My first suggestion would be to carry a broom around with you where ever you go and then when you see a couple approaching you can simply hit them with the stick! Another more civilised approach would be to simply where a blindfold and fumble around the town centre until u realise you've been mislead into a rather grotesque public toilet! Harsh i know :)
